A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away Darth Flashypants began as a sales consulting leader at Tableau. While many may argue if his fashion sense outweighs his talent, he has had a long and varied career that spans galaxies. If you asked Flashypants what is best in life, he typically mumbles, “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and about hearing the lamentation!”
Before leaping over to the dark side, he was educated as a speech pathologist on Naboo where he worked at a Gungan speech therapy clinic. This is where his long-time friendship with Jinbar Nomix began. He switched careers to engineering where he spent several years designing and building exhaust ports for the Death Star. This is where he learned about the force and more importantly, the seductive allure of the dark side. When not building his droid army for galactic domination, he spends his spare time as a Wampa breeder on Hoth. He is also an author of numerous self-help books such as “Who Moved My Light Sabre?” and the recently published Stygian Caldera Times Best Seller, “Sith are from Mars, Jedi are from Venus - A practical Guide for Communication and Getting What you Want in Your Relationships”. His current project is an autobiography "I am a Midi-Chlorian-American”. Follow him on Twitter @lordflashypants.